Common Searches that Lead to Chronic Curve: Part IIII

As promised, the peculiar, funny, tragic, satisfying, and terrifying searches that lead people from google to Chronic Curve:
  • become super smart by looking at a picture
  • bulging anus tumblr (um…)
  • do people really fake autoimmune illness (yes, they do)
  • doctor sex exam tumblr (…)
  • doctors tallahassee hypochondriacs (?)
  • doctors willing to prescribe adderall in florida (go away. Drug seekers not welcome here)
  • does my mom have to be in the exam room with me (no!)
  • does wiggling your toes help pain (if only it were that simple)
  • how do i ask my rhematologist for stronger pain meds  (read this)
  • how to give serious disease to an enemy (pro tip: you don’t)
  • how to safely fake illness (get off this blog)
  • i came to work and noticed i had no pants on! (that’s a problem!)
  • i have back problems but i deal with the pain because of the fear of addiction (read this)
  • Make your own fake illness
  • My boobs are in weird directions (Oh.)
  • Nostril flare paranoia (great band name?)
  • pain clinic stopped my painkillers
  • pain clinic will not give me narcotics
  • quotes about your first fighting with your boyfriend (you’re on the wrong blog…)
  • should i spend money to get my nails done (seriously?)
  • tips and advice for faking illnesses in the e.r. (pro-tip: DON’T)
  • tumblr feel my boobs (wtf!)
  • wat does it mean when u are high alert at a pharmacey (1. learn to spell 2. talk to your pharmacist)
  • what to do if your embarrassed by your religion (how did you get here?) 
  • who comes up with the names of the states (…I don’t have words for this one)
Up next: Addressing Common Search Concerns, Drug Seeking, Fear of Addiction, and Faking It


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*Queued post. Out of town & offline until August 3rd. Hope everyone has a low-pain, lovely week!

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  1. hotboxtheworld reblogged this from chroniccurve and added:
    Definitely one of my favourite parts of Chronic Curve. I laughed so hard haha
  2. loiteringdinosaurs said: Some of these are so wacky. If only these people knew that others saw what they searched… :)
  3. azhuresunsoar said: I love these posts so much XD
  4. cranquis said: HAHA! Funny as always! Of course that woman wanted someone to feel her boobs — since they’re pointing in weird directions! :)
  5. livingwithendo said: “bulging anus tumblr” made me spit my drink all over the place. best search ever!
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