Please, continue telling me all about how your lack of sleep equates to my inability to get out of bed because my spleen is screaming, my muscles are weak and on fire, my joints keep (painfully) getting stuck in their position every few minutes or so, fever and fatigue are kicking my ass despite having both a muscle relaxer and pain medicine in my system. Please, keep talking while I lie here in bed lacking the ability to get out of bed to eat for the first time today because I’ve been in bed since 10am this morning. But it’s okay, because you didn’t sleep well last night so you totally understand. Talk about insulting.
I get it, going on four hours of sleep sucks. But don’t compare— it’s downright insulting, especially when I mention I’m having a really horrible day physically. So please send a life raft or attractive person or someone with a smile with food and water attached and perhaps ice packs, thanks.